Wednesday, 15 December 2010

Chat Up Lines

Every now and then, I like to attempt to chat up The Wonder Thing.

You know, to make him feel loved and wanted.

Though most of the time, he tends to laugh at my most noble of efforts.

The other day, I looked at him and rubbed his T-shirt between my thumb and finger.

I said to him, "Do you know what material this is?"

At this point, he cringed away from me protectively.

He anxiously replied, "Wha - what? No, what material is it? Are you allergic to it?"

Yeah. So. I has allergies.

I smiled angelically up at him. "Nooooo, I'm not allergic to it. I was just thinking...that this material? This is boyfriend material."

He looked at me.

He laughed and gave me a massive hug.

I'm not quite sure if I pulled or not.

I think I did?

Potentially Rejected,
A.s.t.

4 comments:

  1. hahahahaa!!! lol :) it's cheesy but it's so cute!!! i think you pulled it off, the answer was in the "massive hug". :)

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  2. You *really* made me laugh and now I'll have to try that on my husband. Thx! :D

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  3. @hydbridomatech: Aw, thank you! I think I was successful too - I think this calls for more chat-up line incidents!

    @b.: I hope you are successful in your chatting up endeavours - There's definitely no harm in trying! :)

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  4. OMG LOOOOL I Love it :) Definitely a pass :)

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