Me: Can I ask you a question?
Wonder: Yeah, course.
Me: Do you think £194 is too much to pay for a hair dryer?
Housemate from next room: No!! / Wonder: What?!
Me: Actually, it's in dollars. So it'd only be about £120...
Wonder: .... You're kidding. What does the site say when you convert it to pounds?
Me: I didn't say I was going to buy it! It's just...research.
Wonder: You can't be serious. I've seen you walk half a mile to save 30p and now you want to splash out on a £200 hairdryer?!
Housemate from next room: You get what you pay for!
Me: Like an investment?
Wonder: I have a hairdryer! You can just use mine (We have already seen evidence of his friend's love of hair tools, so I guess this admission was inevitable. Didn't make it any less funny).
Me: Well, does it have *reading from the site* 3 heat settings, a cool shot and tourmaline crystals? And ions?
Wonder Thing: .....it blows hot hair like a hair dryer should -_-
Me: Ion deficiency is really bad. A hairdryer needs 'em! Ions are important!
Housemate from next room: Very important!
Oh, looks like I got ions and iron confused. My bad.