On this particular occasion, he was commiserating the frizz that he could see on his hair.
Him: Agh, I should've used a hair dryer!
Him: I washed my hair but I didn't use a dryer. Now look, it's all frizzy on the top. Look. Look.
Me: *points to her own head* I've got frizz too. I think [I'm not quite sure what frizz actually is, but John Frieda really doesn't seem to like it].
Him: Your hair is supposed to be frizzy. I can't take it. I'm definitely using my hair straighteners tomorrow.
Dude literally has 3 inches of hair and yet owns far more hair tools than I do.
Maybe we should get him a curling iron for his next birthday.....