Tuesday, 15 May 2012

May Non-haul

I don't really tend to do 'hauls' of stuff. Even if there's a sale, I tend to stick to stocking up on the necessities and pondering too deeply about everything else [because me + panic buying = not pretty].

I picked up some Goody hair bands of 17 from Bodycare because they were £1 a packet (as opposed to the usual £1.50). Just over 5p per band.


And then I strode into Boots and grabbed three shower caps for £1.07.


Their purposes will soon be revealed....

Monday, 14 May 2012

Pretty that can't be pictured

My passport expired last year and I've been delaying it for 6 months because....

Well, because of the picture. I wanted to take the picture when I had time to do something vaguely interesting and quirky. I was thinking two puff buns, a la Pucca.




But last week, after delaying it for nearly 5 months, I just decided to do it after my swimming lesson.

I gently brushed my soggy hair back into a slightly shrunken and full ponytail, banded it to stretch it out, and then delicately pinned my fringe to the side to allow my face to quietly shine through. Pleased with my work, I slipped into a photo booth at my local supermarket and tried to look as human like as possible.

So of course, the resulting picture showed all I had was a misshapen, none-existent ponytail, since my hair hadn't dried when I released it from the bands, a sloppy fringe and a facial expression reminiscent of one plagued with constipation.

Obviously, it didn't end there. The photo booth did me the ultimate injustice by flipping the picture around, so now I look all wrong on the wrong side of my face.

I'd just paid £5 for the privilege of looking like one of the undead's newest recruits, so I sent the photo off with my form and resolved to spent the next ten years grinning manically whenever I enter an airport,so that the people who

But this picture-fail thing kept happening. There was a quite complex [read: took me longer than 2 minutes] hairstyle I attempted. I tried to take a picture and...

Yeah. You can't tell anything is going on there

Can you see what I did? No? Me neither, and I can't remember what I did either.


My theory is that sometimes, some things are soooooooo pretty that cameras cannot do it justice and the effect is ruined.

Or. Maybe my camera and the photo booth camera are equally rubbish.


[Sidenote: My first five attempts to upload that photo collage resulted in this:



See? I'm not crazy! This is definitely some sort of conspiracy...]

Friday, 11 May 2012

Not so yummy

The following is in stark contrast to my latest experiences in primary school, where the kids I know have meals that have me looking at my own lunch box efforts in disappointment. On many an occasion, I have been found hounding the dinner ladies people for a piece of dessert.

Notorious as I may be becoming, it works.

Anyway! Apparently, there is a kid who has decided to start taking pictures of their school lunches every day. It's gotten a lot of attention but I'm going to put my hand up right now and say I am not yet convinced that this is not a hoax.
Because I believe in people.
I believe in food.
And I believe in Jamie Oliver (though I'm aware his campaign was mainly aimed at primary schools, not secondary schools...).

If you've got two seconds, check it out! There are only 3 posts (and over 40,000 hits already apparently).

Never Seconds

Tuesday, 8 May 2012

Aloe Vera Juice or No?

So Hollands and Barretts are having their Penny Sale once again - which basically means, you buy one of certain things, then you get another one for 1p.

I know, I know, it's basically buy one get one free, but they're charging you a penny for the free bit.

As usual, I picked up the necessities.

Two for £15

Whilst there I  noticed that the large aloe vera juice was also on offer.

At first, I was going to buy two of them (for a total of £10) but then I realised, I've never used aloe vera juice before. So I had a massive internal debate between just going for it and buying the two massive bottles, or going for the smaller £6 bottle. Not as great value, unless I hate it, in which case I would've saved money.
In the end, I left without buying anything, because I can always go back if I change my mind.

But should I change my mind?



Has anybody used aloe vera juice before?
Does anybody know the difference between aloe vera juice and aloe vera gel?
Does anyone have any details - the good, the bad and especially the ugly?

Monday, 7 May 2012

Half Baked Hairstyle

When one is tired of sock buns, one is tired of sock buns.

And will probably revert to their most dependable mainstay.

Which in my case, is twists. Unfortunately, I was catching up on some work, so I didn't quite finish the twists that day.

Or the day after.

Or even the day after that. 

I just threw it up in a bun and pretended it was supposed to be like that.

This picture reminds me of this moment from Mean Girls

One lonely twist in a sea of...untwisted

Because, you know, obviously that is the look I was going for.

I finally finished it on the third day of this half baked effort. And then did little else to make it look reasonably attractive.

But whatever. It still looked mildly decenty I don't know if the same can be said now that it's been conditioned twice and moisturised all in the same hour, but even if everybody disagrees with my prognosis, I still declare it a fit and healthy hair style.

Should last me till the end of this week...or next week if I'm pushing it.

Yay for pushing boundaries!


Friday, 4 May 2012

Folly I Do

Hey. Remember this?


So, it didn't work out. I kinda love the minty smell, the suds may make some happy but I wasn't too pleased with it's extreme stripping power on my hair and general lack of itch prevention on my scalp.[/End review]


But I still have over half a litre of it left.


Fortunately, I've also run out of toilet cleaner! Instead of chucking it and because I'm too lazy to put into sample size bottles and give it away, I decided to use it to keep my loo smelling invigoratingly fresh.

Then I poured some into the cistern for good, minty measure and flushed.


Er....maybe I used too much...?

Tuesday, 1 May 2012

Term 2: A Time of Cuts




Since I thought I had about a £500 deficit from last term, I did as the government tends to do and made cuts - which in my case did not consist of closing down libraries and doing strange things to the NHS but meant not spending in some areas where I had over spent last term.

My budget isn't what I would like to keep my spending level at - it's literally all the money I have for that period, so if I go over, it comes out of my overdraft and will need to be paid back eventually. I think it's much better to do that now than at some later, non interest free date >.<

This term was hectic crazy money wise. Firstly, the biggest expenditure in my Miscellanous/Household category was due to the fact that my house mates moved out and took their stuff, which meant I had to buy furniture (since I've never lived in an unfurnished house before).

I hate buying furniture.

It is now on my list of things I am not fond of doing. Maybe I will be a minimalist when I grow up. Having this unexpected expense means I thought I had to do that annoying thing of borrowing from myself in the future and take it from my savings from next term. I sulked.
And then I had to get over it and just took it from my savings for this term.

My last pair of cheap shoes that I'd bought just after the beginning of the new year were actually getting really embarrassing to me, my family and everyone associated with me, so I tried to invest in a pair that would hopefully last me.


But they were too small (boo to deceptive American sizing on British sites!), so they got returned and I still have shoe money (yay!)

(They were beautiful though - I have great taste).


I've been slacking massively on the saving up for my driving lessons. My agreement to myself was any money not spend on using the bus to get home would go to driving lessons...but it was so cold at the beginning of the year I couldn't take it and sprung for the bus on several occasions, especially after I lost my gloves *sad face*. You can call me wimpy, but when you're literally incapable of speech because you're so cold, then £1.20 is a small price to pay.

I overspent on train travel because I haven't claimed my transport costs yet (I know, I know) and I had an impromptu trip to London. If I had known for definite that I was going at an earlier date, I could have gotten an advance ticket but it was all very last second/night before, so full whack I did pay.

Because it's been a bit like Musical housemates these past few months, I've been too lazy/fed up trying to work out who owes me what.
Frankly my dears, I couldn't give a dog's ear at the moment and have resigned myself to the fact I'll just absorb the costs.
I also paid for tickets for an event in a couple of months, hence why my Days Out category looks a little bit whacked.

Aaand, I overspent on food. But what else is new?