Biscuits and/or cake.
Jam and Jerusalem.
Horrible dental work.
The Queen on everything.
Polite and unwilling to cause confrontations
Extremely (if not overly) well spoken.
There are a lot of stereotypes about British people in the international community but the following conversation is only explicitly refers to one of them.
Can you guess which one it is?
I was on my way to the race track, in my sports gear and merrily swinging my drinks bottle. I think the Script was playing. It was a gorgeous day (or I wouldn't have been on my way to the race track).
On my way down, I come across a
Girl: 'Scuse me, have you got any cigarettes on you?...¬_¬'
Me: *sighs again* No, I'm afraid I don't.
Girl: You sure?
Me: I don't smoke.
Girl: 'Course you do, you've got yellow teeth!
At that, I started putting my ear phones back in and turned away from her.
Girl: Can I have a drink out of your bottle?In my defence, I like to think I took the high road.
Me: O_O *Stonily* No.